The Monster......

The nickname of my ex-boyfriend became a reality of him sooner than later, that named happened to be Monster. DJ Monster. He was a bit monster-ish looking in that Monster Inc. sort of way. He was cute and grizzly and he liked to chomp which monsters do best. Thus, Monster became his pet name from me and was quite a fun name for that purpose.

The less than fun aspect of the Monster persona showed it's ugly  head at the end of our relationship, actually throughout the two years we were together too, I just blindly ignored it thinking I was in love. I am not even going to pretend I was perfect, not even close to that. But, I was just fed up and felt he deserved what he got fro me. He needed to learn a lesson to not mess with people and expect nothing from them as recourse.

Here is a list of the pretty aspects of this darling man:


1) He met people off Craigslist he did not know, sometimes in the middle of the night, to explore his sexuality.
2) He maintained and corresponded with people from a BDSM web-site, Collar Me.
3)  He set a surprise threesome with a girl who was one of the ugliest girls I have ever seen who was not bi-sexual and thought she was just coming over to have sex with him. This went so very well, as you'd imagine.
4) He was bi-sexual but as he said he was not really bi because he was only into trannies, basically he was more bi than bi men but not able to admit to himself that he was that way and had to be with men who were dressed as women.
5) He became a cross-dresser himself and spent a ton of money on clothes, make-up, shapewear, etc. as we were struggling financially.
6) He would never really explore sexuality with me but yet did not consider it cheating to just do what he wanted as he wanted to do it to be with strangers and some hooker off the street or bbw off Craigslist.
7) He was "catholic" and his family was too and they never saw him for what he is, a loser who has no desires to do anything but play golf and caddy or live off of a rich woman.
8) He is an alcoholic who also smokes pot everyday and drives drunk and smokes at least a pack of cigarettes a day.
9) He has no friends he hangs out with outside of work and all of them are losers and alcoholics.
10) All of his ex-girlfriends hate him and yet he faults all of them for not being cool and turning into different people, as he says about me too. It is hard to stay cool after putting up with his shit.
11) In the band the Down Lowe but not a good musician at all because he never did anything but go to the bars or watch sports, owning three keyboards is only good if you use them.
12) A serial relationship person, essentially co-dependent.

I could write a book about this guy alone, in fact I am actually going to do that. DJ Lowe, you are the best, cutest person on the planet, looks can be deceiving as we all know. Well, you were cute until your hair got long and then you looked horrible. Grow up dude. You don't deserve anything until you make changes, until then you are going to be miserable and no one including me is going to want to help you.

Next time I will entertain you with the tales of Peter Cottontail.........